yesterday I wanted to tell my friend I heard thunder but due to an advanced state of fatigue the most reasonable way I could think to say it was “Thor is doing the thing”
yet another classic tom baker expression
‘sorry adric gotta pin you under the bus’ ‘wait what doctor i-’ ‘yes miss jovanka the young boy here is the proprietor of this mighty vessel’ ‘no i’m not i oNLY DO THE MATHS-’ ‘take him to your leader milady jovanka’
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
“Kuzco… Smash”
when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama
LKFD;KFKLS;
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
you seem a tad rumpus-rustled
girl-who-stole-the-madman-s-box:
How Wings Are Attached to the Backs of Angels
by Craig Welsh (1996)
I find this weirdly fascinating
Correction: were
yOU KNOW YOU CAN LEAVE OKAY
Some people believe that our shoulder blades were where our wings were attached so really, we could all just be angels that had fallen and we simply don’t remember.
It a makes sense!!
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
